Posts tagged “cosmic egg”

April 28th, 2010
hannibal666

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 19

Small, humble acts of thankfulness and kindness have longer legs than the grandest of intentions.



Joel Mackey
v1.7

Location: Kansas City, Missouri
Bio: Online marketing
Web: http://openpresswire.com
Category: Geekdom, Social Media, Intertubes

#FF When Cheers went off the air, there were tears. Some wondered what happened to Cliff the postman. @webaddict +1 is Cliff. Now you know!

#commentario: I missed you Cliff. No one else can understand me like you could have.



Graham Smith
v1.7

Location: East Sussex, England
Bio: Graphic Design, Logos, Identity, Typography
Web: http://imjustcreative.com
Category: Social Media, Geekdom, Design, Intertubes

#FF Wonders why he doesn’t get sex from 20 somethings. @imjustcreative +1 a talented design tank, but no cash. All spent on an iPad

#commentario: One weekend in a Ukrainian bordello and you’ll never think about Apple toys again. I promise you that! Hell, you’ll probably move there just for the young ass.



Simone de Beauvoir
(fan) v1.0

Location: Sao Paolo, Brazil
Bio: Journalist, Sociologist
Web: none
Category: Citizen Journalism, Social Media, Sexy

#FF Is there a more clever hedonist than she? @Beauvoiriana +1 thinks Clapton playing Layla is better than being touched by her.. maker

#commentario: Unfortunately, it become an epithet. The account is now just another tombstone of yet another online personality that burned out for lack of imagination.



Jim Long
v2.0

Location: San Francisco, California
Bio: Journalist, Camera Crew, New Media
Web: http://www.vergenewmedia.com
Category: Happy People, Citizen Journalism, Media

#FF He knows things. He’s even got a press pass. @newmediajim +1 goes places, meets VIPs, and he’s “Mayor” of the White House!





Anthony Pafford
v1.0

Location: Good Times, Nebraska
Bio: Artist, Design, Illustration
Web: http://anthonypafford.com
Category: Geekdom, Social Media, Gadgets, Design

#FF Who the heck is he? Kinda cute. Kinda pudgy. Imagine a world in which @pafford +1 was a somebody. He’d have 100k followers for sure!




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April 28th, 2010
hannibal666

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 25

Social Media is not a banner ad, baby.



Adriana Garza
v1.0

Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Bio: Actress and Model
Web: http://www.adrianagarza.com
Category: Sexy, Celebrities


#FF Feast eyes on @adrianagarza +1 Latin hottie, rising star, and love child of a ballerina and poet. Garza is a beautiful woman to behold.





Clement Yeung
v1.7

Location: United Kingdom
Bio: Digital Marketing Wonk
Web: http://easisell.com
Category: Geekdom, Sexy, Intertubes


#FF Are u way too sexy for your cat? Too intellectual for your psychic pussy too? @clementyeung +1 can relate - when he forgets his meds. =P

#comentariu

@clementyeung: @hannibal666 thanks a lot friend :) appreciate your angle on #ff :D
April 24th via Seesmic in reply to hannibal666





Remy
aka Bilal Awan v1.0

Location: Washington, D.C.
Bio: Hair Stylist
Web: none
Category: Beauty and Style, Happy People

#FF Put your unhappy bed head in the good hands of @getkiller +1 Remy cuts, trims, colors and styles very important hair in the DC Metro!

#commentario

Can you be manly about doing “awesome” hair? Or have you fully embraced your bitch? /grin

So what’s it like to be a metrosexual! Do you veil your petty envy, jealousies and contempt behind insincere compliments and practiced smiles too?

#comentariu

@getkiller: @hannibal666 Wow! Ouch! Thank you.
December 10th via web in reply to hannibal666



Randall Krause
v2.0

Location: Los Angeles, California
Bio: Guru, Yoga-ish Bad Boy
Web: http://www.hymla.com
Category: Happy People, Gurus


#FF @hymlayoga +1 His cup of love and gentleness overfloweth! Don’t follow this bad boy or you too will be relieved of all anger and hate!

#commentario

If I mugged you (took your wallet, keys and watch), would you still give me a hug?



Alphonso Burks
v1.0

Location: In Bed
Bio: Graphic Artist, Hard Core Gamer, Slacker
Web: http://darkgx.deviantart.com/
Category: Design, Gamers


#FF If Alphonso could get out of bed and think beyond food and sex, we might actually find a lot of inspiration in what @DarkGX +1 is doing.





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