Posts tagged “Social Media”

September 9th, 2011
hannibal666
Reblogged from Adrian Klein
May 29th, 2010
hannibal666

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 86 

Fast Companies don’t know where they stand. Ubiquity is everything, right? If you are God! The jury is still out for those with a God complex.




Bariq Rifki
v1.0

Location: Morocco, Djibouti
Bio: Moroccan Poet and rising Twitter star
Web: http://barryck.tanmanssi.com
Category: Social Media, Kiddo


#FF @BarryckR +1 is a young poet that aims to rule the world. As soon as he gets his Twitter Star at the Chinese
Mann Theatre in Hollywood! 

#commentario

It’s not an impossible dream. And it doesn’t have to be a dream deferred. Bariq’s got a good start by getting himself on Thetop10blog.

That Twitter star in Hollywood would go a long, long way for all those hotties in Morocco! =P





Chris Dixon
v1.0

Location: Brooklyn, New York
Bio: Co-founder of hunch.com
Web: http://cdixon.org
Category: Business, Start Ups, Geekdom


#FF
You can’t go wrong following @cdixon +1! The kung fu is strong! Tech. Start ups. Geekdom. Dixon knows the in and out of what’s up.


#commentario

The most practical, clear and useful blog for entrepreneurs and angel investors. Says one blogger. Check it out for yourself. Don’t be lazy!





Susan Mazza
v1.0

Location: Vero Beach, Florida
Bio: Corporate Leadership Coach
Web: http://www.randomactsofleadership.com
Category: Happy People, Business


#FF
@SusanMazza +1 is bringing leadership training, imagination and inspiration to Twitter, one-two-three tweets at a time. Follow the pearls.





rmilina
v1.0

Location: Bali, Indonesia
Bio: Praising the Lord and Passing the Ammo
Web: http://www.erinmilana.wordpress.com
Category: Happy People, Jesus Freak


#FF
Thetop10blog had her listed. So I checked it out. Nice but nothing special. Sorry @rM1L +1. WTF! Thetop10blog needs quality control!

#commentario

I sang along with your Jesus freak song. I shouted Hallelujah! Now you can pray for me to get my 7 digit advance for the #Inimitable FF book. Pray very hard!





Chris Pirillo
v1.0

Location: Seattle, Washington
Bio: Online Wanker and Troll
Web: http://chris.pirillo.com
Category: Social Media, Comedian

#FF Hilarious! Most of the time. Go to @chrispirillo +1, open a liter-size, cold can of your favorite beer, and let it all hang out. You deserve it!

#commentario

There’s so few tweets that encourage you to let it all hang out. That’s why I gotta give this Pirillo guy some props. I like to think of him as a trusty, drinking buddy.



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May 28th, 2010
hannibal666

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 40

Walking on smooth Euclidian surfaces causes injuries somewhere deep inside your soul. /via @nntaleb




Aaron Lee
v1.5

Location: Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia
Bio: Social Media Rock Star
Web: http://askaaronlee.com
Category: Geekdom, Social Media, Kidos


#FF 128k+ followers. He follows 132k+ people. This kid is awesome! He’s going to be a big, big star. Everybody loves @AskAaronLee +1. You should too!





Ahad Bokhari
v1.2

Location: Karachi, Pakistan
Bio: C.T.O Fluid New Media
Web: http://blogspot.fluidnewmedia.com
Category: Media, Social Media, Design, IT People, Geekdom


#FF
Knows what’s up, what’s going on on the web - oblivious to the gun fire outside his window. He’s a product of Twitter! Follow @Tech_Blend +1





Aza Raskin
v1.3

Location: San Francisco
Bio: Creative Lead for Firefox
Web: http://azarask.in
Category: Design, IT People, Geekdom


#FF
@azaaza +1 had nothing to do with Mozilla’s unsuccessful attempt to rip Meta Lab’s creative from a Jet Lab proposal that Mozilla had rejected.

#commentario

Don’t blame Aza Raskin for the evil ways and doings of his Sith Masters at Mozilla! He’s just doing his little thing in a small cubicle. Looking for a little light at the end of the tunnel.





Brian Shumate
v1.0

Location: Boone, North Carolina
Bio: Dispossessed by dystopian demons who has a geeky sense of irony
Web: http://www.brianshumate.com
Category: Geekdom, Art and Photography, Troll


#FF
A tough act to follow, @brianshumate is doing his best to continue his haphazard forays on Twitter sans dystopian demons and little voices.

#commentario

Where did they go? Why did Brian’s dystopian demons dispossess him? Rumor is that the horde was fed up with his Gowalla fetish for check ins.





Calvin Lee
v1.3

Location: Los Angeles, California
Bio: Founder of the one man show aka Mayhem Studios
Web: http://mayhemstudios.com/blog
Category: Social Media, Design, IT People

#FF @mayhemstudios +1 says he’s doing the web site, hence his daily City Hall check-ins. But we know better. He’s planning to blow it all up.

#commentario

It’s hard to balance one’s commitment to anarchy and eating - especially when you love good food like Calvin. Make a website. Blow up the client’s place of business.

That’s the kind of ironic self-contradiction that Calvin Lee has to face in the mirror. Every day.

You keep on with your Cross, little buddy! Blessed are those who fight the chunk monkey that rides their back.





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May 28th, 2010
hannibal666

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 67

It’s not the end of the world, but it is about time to circle the wagons.




BP Public Relations
v1.0

Location: Spilling everywhere
Bio: The Best PR Team that money can buy
Web: http://www.bp.com
Category: Media, Comedy


#FF @BPBlobalPR +1 is spammy good fun. But now the Pickledicks will chase every ambulance or corporate fuck up for a shot at fame and glory.

#commentario

@bpTerry sent me out to get more beer. And I was like I’ll have to grab a plane. He was like no problem. Cynthia Caroll put the nix on that.

That’s really frustrating. After all, if Board Member was doing her job in the first place, I guess we wouldn’t be having to count all the sick, sweet, squeaky Dolphins that are making shark snack.

OH #bpcares





Ariaa Jaeger
v1.2

Location: Colorado Spring, Colorado
Bio: Spiritual Strategist, Executive Life Coach, Professional Intuitive
Web: http://ariaa.com
Category: Social Media, Psychic, Happy People


#FF
@AriaaJaeger +1 knows things. Before they happen. Sometimes. More importantly, she encourages people to live life fully, joyfully.

#commentario

Ariaa says that BPs top kill is not just going to fail. It’s may just top kill the zooplankton.

@bpTerry hopes Ariaa’s pulling our leg, but just in case we start seeing sea life casualties in biblical proportions (the sea running red in color was just a metaphor for massive death of sea life), Imma preparing a written and notarized confession of my sins and shortcomings. Maybe, you should too.





Michael Bathurst
v1.0

Location: Ontario, Canada
Bio: Starbucks Barista
Web: http://www.myspace.com/readenergyhealer
Category: Happy Person


#FF
Starbucks couldn’t pay someone to give this much love to the morning crowd. @michaelbathurst +1 is a one of a kind barista of joy.

#commentario

If you can get past the spam-tastic love that Michael shovels with fanatic enthusiasm, you’ll catch a glimpse now and then. A glimpse of emptiness.

And that’s a pity.

You’re not alone, Michael.

You know @bpTerry was just busting your balls about how the spill is all your fault. But he did it on a dare from Big Bobby Sue. Anyway, everyone knows that you didn’t start the spill.

Come on back to the rig. We need all hands on deck!





MARCOME
v1.0

Location: Vero Beach, Florida
Bio: Singer, Songwriter, and Musician
Web: http://marcome.com
Category: Music


#FF
Another Huffington favorite, @marcome's world music and new age spirituality heals, enchants and inspires. That's what we've been told.

#commentario

Marcome even has a Twitter song. It’s.. eh. If you like Enya, you’ll like Marcome.

I liked Our Life’s Purpose. The video. Voice. Sound scape.

It’s the kind of song we could play at the dolphin funeral. What do you think, @bpTerry?





Anna
v1.0

Location: Princeton, New Jersey
Bio: Being a teenage girl
Web: http://annasangle.wordpress.com
Category: Kiddo, Art and Photography

#FF This is not the Princess Diaries. Phwew! @aivzdog +1 is a fan of Marcome. And that’s why she’s here. Because I had to find one fan. 


Anna is a good girl. I’d like to encourage her to not think about dolphins - especially dead ones. Or dolphins that are sick to their stomach because it is full of oil.

One day Anna will grow up. She’ll find herself in a broken, dog eat dog world where clean water and bread will cost as much as wages for a day of professional work.

@bpTerry is real sorry about that.

@bpTerry offers some advice to you as you grow up in these exciting times:

  1. Learn how to aim, shoot and care for your gun. Preferably a shotgun and handgun. Join the NRA!
  2. Never point a gun at someone unless your intention is to kill an evil doer.
  3. Don’t hoard (aka stockpile). You can always ransack stores if the shit hits the fan.

And that’s all BP has to say to tomorrow’s future. Good luck to you, Anna.





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May 26th, 2010
hannibal666

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 9

Contrary to the advice of any Dick, Harry or Johnathan Livingston Seagull - if you drive a school bus, don’t do it blindfolded. In fact, better advice may be to avoid any counsel from any seagulls. They have a higher than average rate of epistemic arrogance.




Nassim Nicholas Taleb
v1.2

Location: Cell Block D, Guantánamo Bay
Bio: Alarmist, Contrarian and Best Selling Author
Web:  http://myspace.com/wilmervalderrama
Category: Author


#FF @nntaleb +1 pursues the bigger questions about how to live/do well amidst our own common lack of understanding, knowledge and information.

#commentario

His name sounds dangerous and suspicious to some, but Nassim Nicholas Taleb has nothing to do with the Taleban, terrorists or any other variety of Islamic fundamentalism. He does, however, frighten the bejesus out of Wall Street pundits.

Taleb’s thinking, of course, is dangerous and subversive. He challenges our epistemic arrogance. He pulls the curtains aside so we can have a good look at the true state of things

And it’s not so pretty to see how impotent, limp old men are fumbling around in the dark with reluctantly willing young women.

Former associates of Lehman Brothers are rumored to have made death threats against him in the late 90s due to his bold forecasts of Economic disaster - forecasts which turned out to be frighteningly accurate.





Catherine Connors
v1.0

Location: Ontario, Canada
Bio: She’ll hear confessions but won’t give absolution
Web: http://www.herbadmother.com
Category: Mom, Social Media, Alcoholic


#FF
Thinks swinging a bottle of Rum is a fashionable accessory - not faux paux. That’s @herbadmother +1. @unmarketing adores her. You will too!


#commentario

Now that #Lost is over, what will Catherine Connors tweet about? @unmarketing in a sun dress? With her pith, her stream is sure to become a frequent delicacy.





Paul Barron
v1.3

Location: Miami, Florida
Bio: Wannabe chef and social marketing wonk
Web: http://www.socialcoco.com
Category: Social Media, Food and Wine, Brand


#FF
Restaurant Marketing?! Social branding and digital footprint is pivotal to the business of successful restauranteurs! @paulbarron +1 is just saying. 

#commentario

From taco trucks to fine dining, Paul Barron isn’t afraid to share his experiences, bring the lesson and tell the story. He’s got chutzpah. And chutney!





Darren Rowse
v1.4

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Bio: A Blogging and Twitter Force
Web: http://www.problogger.net/about-darren-rowse-problogger
Category: Social Media, Geekdom, Celebrity


#FF
Few make a living just by blogging and tweeting. @problogger +1 is one of those hard core few. Few understand how much Darren puts into it.

#commentario

Twitter is no easy street. Nor blogging. There’s a lot of people that put in there 18 hours/day seven days/week and they still get just a lot of nothing. And that’s a hard knock story that few tell.

You gotta have more than a lucky feeling. You need results to happen for whatever mysterious reason. And that’s why Darren is a rock star. And you and I are not.





Amanda Hite
v1.3

Location: New York, New York
Bio: Founder of Talent Revolution
Web: http://www.talentrevolution.net
Category: Media, Social Media, Brand

#FF She keeps busy. She’s on the move. She’s got the moves. @sexythinker +1 is awesome. Delicious! Amanda Hite is the social media. No, Really.





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