The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 42
Don’t be in it for the cash! Be in it for the sex, drugs and.. the rock star Winnebago!
Luke Skywalker aka ShitMyDarthSays v1.0
Location: In a Galaxy Far, Far Away
Category: Geekdom, Loons, Comedy
#FF Luke wasn’t man enuf to move out. He couldn’t even get chicks. Unless you count his sister! @ShitMyDarthSays +1 might just have a chance.
Your unpracticed Jedi mind tricks remind me of the Ewok antics of the Bureau Chiefs. Fess up!
Stephen Colbert v1.3
Location: Immigration Naturalization Services
Bio: Visa Application Processor
Category: Media, Geekdom, Comedy, Celebrity
#FF @StephenColbert +1 is awesome! Colbert has his grandma’s secret recipe to awesome sauce. Jon Stewart would be nothing without him. Kinda.
George Lopez v1.5
Location: Beverly Hills, California
Bio: P/T Bag Boy at Wholefoods, Beverly Hills
Category: Media, Celebrity, Comedy
#FF Don’t H8 @georgelopez +1 HUGE Latino comedian who’s inspired by his own personal shortcomings in bed. And as an unsuccessful Latino!
Have a little patience, George. You’re going to make it big when you get to Bollywood. In the next life!
John Cleese v1.4
Location: Ministry of Silly Walks
Bio: Human Resources
Category: Comedy, Happy People, Celebrity
#FF NONE SHALL PASS! The Black Knight and @JohnCleese +1 are both metaphors for our own contemptible impotence to live.. without purpose.
Monty Python is nothing without you, John. It’s like Rush Limbaugh without the double chin!
Bill Cosby v1.0
Location: At a casino near you
Bio: Comedian, Dad, Campbell’s Soup Tester and Jello-eater
Category: Celebrity, Comedy, Thought Leader
#FF Hey, hey, hey! @BillCosby +1 is out of retirement! America’s favorite dad from the 80s, soup master and comedian is killing the crowds!
I’d trade my dad in for Bill, any day. I’ll even throw in two goats to sweeten the deal!
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