@hannibal666

Fast Companies don’t know where they stand. Ubiquity is everything, right? If you are God! The jury is still out for those with a God complex.

Bariq Rifki v1.0

Location: Morocco, Djibouti
Bio: Moroccan Poet and rising Twitter star
Web: http://barryck.tanmanssi.com
Category: Social Media, Kiddo

#FF @BarryckR +1 is a young poet that aims to rule the world. As soon as he gets his Twitter Star at the Chinese Mann Theatre in Hollywood! 

#commentario

It’s not an impossible dream. And it doesn’t have to be a dream deferred. Bariq’s got a good start by getting himself on Thetop10blog.

That Twitter star in Hollywood would go a long, long way for all those hotties in Morocco! =P

Chris Dixon v1.0

Location: Brooklyn, New York
Bio: Co-founder of hunch.com
Web: http://cdixon.org
Category: Business, Start Ups, Geekdom

#FF You can’t go wrong following @cdixon +1! The kung fu is strong! Tech. Start ups. Geekdom. Dixon knows the in and out of what’s up.

#commentario

The most practical, clear and useful blog for entrepreneurs and angel investors. Says one blogger. Check it out for yourself. Don’t be lazy!

Susan Mazza v1.0

Location: Vero Beach, Florida
Bio: Corporate Leadership Coach
Web: http://www.randomactsofleadership.com
Category: Happy People, Business

#FF @SusanMazza +1 is bringing leadership training, imagination and inspiration to Twitter, one-two-three tweets at a time. Follow the pearls.

rmilina v1.0

Location: Bali, Indonesia
Bio: Praising the Lord and Passing the Ammo
Web: http://www.erinmilana.wordpress.com
Category: Happy People, Jesus Freak

#FF Thetop10blog had her listed. So I checked it out. Nice but nothing special. Sorry @rM1L +1. WTF! Thetop10blog needs quality control!

#commentario

I sang along with your Jesus freak song. I shouted Hallelujah! Now you can pray for me to get my 7 digit advance for the #Inimitable FF book. Pray very hard!

Chris Pirillo v1.0

Location: Seattle, Washington
Bio: Online Wanker and Troll
Web: http://chris.pirillo.com
Category: Social Media, Comedian

#FF Hilarious! Most of the time. Go to @chrispirillo +1, open a liter-size, cold can of your favorite beer, and let it all hang out. You deserve it!

#commentario

There’s so few tweets that encourage you to let it all hang out. That’s why I gotta give this Pirillo guy some props. I like to think of him as a trusty, drinking buddy.

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It’s not the end of the world, but it is about time to circle the wagons.

BP Public Relations v1.0

Location: Spilling everywhere
Bio: The Best PR Team that money can buy
Web: http://www.bp.com
Category: Media, Comedy

#FF @BPBlobalPR +1 is spammy good fun. But now the Pickledicks will chase every ambulance or corporate fuck up for a shot at fame and glory.

#commentario

@bpTerry sent me out to get more beer. And I was like I’ll have to grab a plane. He was like no problem. Cynthia Caroll put the nix on that.

That’s really frustrating. After all, if Board Member was doing her job in the first place, I guess we wouldn’t be having to count all the sick, sweet, squeaky Dolphins that are making shark snack.

OH #bpcares

Ariaa Jaeger v1.2

Location: Colorado Spring, Colorado
Bio: Spiritual Strategist, Executive Life Coach, Professional Intuitive
Web: http://ariaa.com
Category: Social Media, Psychic, Happy People

#FF @AriaaJaeger +1 knows things. Before they happen. Sometimes. More importantly, she encourages people to live life fully, joyfully.

#commentario

Ariaa says that BPs top kill is not just going to fail. It’s may just top kill the zooplankton.

@bpTerry hopes Ariaa’s pulling our leg, but just in case we start seeing sea life casualties in biblical proportions (the sea running red in color was just a metaphor for massive death of sea life), Imma preparing a written and notarized confession of my sins and shortcomings. Maybe, you should too.

Michael Bathurst v1.0

Location: Ontario, Canada
Bio: Starbucks Barista
Web: http://www.myspace.com/readenergyhealer
Category: Happy Person

#FF Starbucks couldn’t pay someone to give this much love to the morning crowd. @michaelbathurst +1 is a one of a kind barista of joy.

#commentario

If you can get past the spam-tastic love that Michael shovels with fanatic enthusiasm, you’ll catch a glimpse now and then. A glimpse of emptiness.

And that’s a pity.

You’re not alone, Michael.

You know @bpTerry was just busting your balls about how the spill is all your fault. But he did it on a dare from Big Bobby Sue. Anyway, everyone knows that you didn’t start the spill.

Come on back to the rig. We need all hands on deck!

MARCOME v1.0

Location: Vero Beach, Florida
Bio: Singer, Songwriter, and Musician
Web: http://marcome.com
Category: Music

#FF Another Huffington favorite, @marcome’s world music and new age spirituality heals, enchants and inspires. That’s what we’ve been told.

#commentario

Marcome even has a Twitter song. It’s.. eh. If you like Enya, you’ll like Marcome.

I liked Our Life’s Purpose. The video. Voice. Sound scape.

It’s the kind of song we could play at the dolphin funeral. What do you think, @bpTerry?

Anna v1.0

Location: Princeton, New Jersey
Bio: Being a teenage girl
Web: http://annasangle.wordpress.com
Category: Kiddo, Art and Photography

#FF This is not the Princess Diaries. Phwew! @aivzdog +1 is a fan of Marcome. And that’s why she’s here. Because I had to find one fan. 

Anna is a good girl. I’d like to encourage her to not think about dolphins - especially dead ones. Or dolphins that are sick to their stomach because it is full of oil.

One day Anna will grow up. She’ll find herself in a broken, dog eat dog world where clean water and bread will cost as much as wages for a day of professional work.

@bpTerry is real sorry about that.

@bpTerry offers some advice to you as you grow up in these exciting times:

1. Learn how to aim, shoot and care for your gun. Preferably a shotgun and handgun. Join the NRA!
2. Never point a gun at someone unless your intention is to kill an evil doer.
3. Don’t hoard (aka stockpile). You can always ransack stores if the shit hits the fan.

And that’s all BP has to say to tomorrow’s future. Good luck to you, Anna.

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Are you here to find inspiration, encouragement and learn? Poor thing! You’ve come knocking on the wrong door.

Sonya Scott v1.0

Location: Clinton, Indiana
Bio: Bored out of her mind
Web: http://snysctt.blogsome.com
Category: Happy People, Sexy

#FF Nothing good on TV and she can’t afford cable, so that’s how we got @snysctt +1! Some feel the same about Twitter as she feels about TV.

#commentario:

The good news is that Sonya blocked me before I even knew her. She must be one of those follow and unfollow types.

The unfortunate thing is that I can still go to her profile and read up on her boring tweets. And so can you!

Richard Barley v1.0

Location: Foussais-Payre, France
Bio: Community Manager for TweetDeck
Web: http://www.richardbarley.com
Category: Social Media, IT People, Start Ups

#FF @richardbarley +1 forgets to eat & bathe. That’s living the web 2.0 dream! At least, the rural French can appreciate a lack of hygiene.

Kirk v1.2

Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
Bio: He says that he goes to bed with anyone
Web: http://www.blogger.com/profile/00805189244839987963
Category: Music, Sexy

#FF Twitter fills the void for @SoulKirk +1. He’s depressed, he’s lonely and he’s reaching out for a life line. Throw him a bone and he’ll be grateful.

#commentario:

Leave that chatroulette and hot chatting alone, son. Focus on the music. Hear the music in you. Make the MUSIC!

I’ve given you your 30 seconds of fame, Kirk. Gratis! Now it’s on you to get your other 14.5 minutes! Don’t let me down.

Florent Chevarin v1.0

Location: Clermont-ferrand, France
Bio: XDA-Developer
Web: http://www.florentchevarin.com
Category: IT People

#FF You must look beyond the handsome, cro-magnum good looks of @imfloflo +1, a beautiful mind is imprisoned in that rectangular skull. 

Bill Nigh v1.0

Location: New York, New York
Bio: Technical Writer and Editor
Web: http://www.cdeis.com/bill_nigh.html
Category: Social Media, IT People

#FF Not to be confused with the popular and much loved Bill Nye the Science Guy, @BillNigh +1 is a master curator of retweets and nonsense.

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The crown of humiliation is decorated with the splendors of heaven. Seize it with a greedy and jealous ambition!

Neal Foley v1.2

Location: A farm in Maine
Bio: Chef, Farmer and Hedonist
Web: http://kitchengardens.net
Category: Food and Wine, Social Media, Thought Leaders

#FF Farm to fork. Food politics. Pigs, Ducks and Oh my! This isn’t a Mark Twain story, but @Podchef +1 is a downright charming curmudgeon.

Beth Kanter v1.2

Location: San Francisco, California
Bio: Social Media and Non Profits
Web: http://tinyurl.com/3qwpku
Category: Thought Leader, Sexy, Social Media, Non Profits

#FF There are few true social media experts. @kanter +1 is considered the
real deal by many respected thought leaders.

#commentario

@hannibal666 gives Beth Kanter two crooked and hairy thumbs up -despite her silliness about the ROI an iPad could bring to a Non Profit. You go girl!

Scott Brandon Hoffman v1.0

Location: Marina Del Rey, California
Bio: Comedian, Yoga Enthusiast and Otherwise Confused
Web: http://livinginahumansuit.com
Category: Social Media, Comedian

#FF @TheEntertainer is an anti-genius w/ a human suit. Why do they all crawl out of the funny on Twitter?! Help him get that crazy suit off!

#commentario

Do you think Scott would make a killing as a naked chatroulette host? You tell @hannibal666!

Marvin Towler v1.2

Location: Santa Barbara, California
Bio: Social Media Flunkie, Spiritual Entrepreneur, Fitness Instructor
Web: http://www.marvintowler.com
Category: Social Media, Loon, Happy People

#FF What bugs me about @MarvinTowler +1 is that he tweets quotations that he rarely understands and, most likely, from books he’s never read.

#commentario

Marvin’s got a great face. Great smile! He’s a handsome dude. But you and I both know, silly quotes all the time and for no reason.. just ain’t manly. It’s just a whole lot of girly.

Tom O’Halloran v1.3

Location: New York, New York
Bio: Obama’s Best Friend, Card Carrying NRA Member
Web: http://www.tpo.net
Category: Happy People, Politics, Social Media

#FF There’s no trusting friends- especially if you are a President. That’s why @TPO_Hisself +1 is Obama’s BF! Obama knows Tom will ever be a pebble in his shoe.

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Don’t be in it for the cash! Be in it for the sex, drugs and.. the rock star Winnebago!

Luke Skywalker aka ShitMyDarthSays v1.0

Location: In a Galaxy Far, Far Away
Bio: Unemployed
Web: http://www.starwars.com
Category: Geekdom, Loons, Comedy

#FF Luke wasn’t man enuf to move out. He couldn’t even get chicks. Unless you count his sister! @ShitMyDarthSays +1 might just have a chance.

#commentario

Your unpracticed Jedi mind tricks remind me of the Ewok antics of the Bureau Chiefs. Fess up!

Stephen Colbert v1.3

Location: Immigration Naturalization Services
Bio: Visa Application Processor
Web: http://www.colbertnation.com/home
Category: Media, Geekdom, Comedy, Celebrity

#FF @StephenColbert +1 is awesome! Colbert has his grandma’s secret recipe to awesome sauce. Jon Stewart would be nothing without him. Kinda.

George Lopez v1.5

Location: Beverly Hills, California
Bio: P/T Bag Boy at Wholefoods, Beverly Hills
http://www.lopeztonight.com
Category: Media, Celebrity, Comedy

#FF Don’t H8 @georgelopez +1 HUGE Latino comedian who’s inspired by his own personal shortcomings in bed. And as an unsuccessful Latino!

#commentario

Have a little patience, George. You’re going to make it big when you get to Bollywood. In the next life!

John Cleese v1.4

Location: Ministry of Silly Walks
Bio: Human Resources
Web: http://headcast.co.uk
Category: Comedy, Happy People, Celebrity

#FF NONE SHALL PASS! The Black Knight and @JohnCleese +1 are both metaphors for our own contemptible impotence to live.. without purpose.

#commentario

Monty Python is nothing without you, John. It’s like Rush Limbaugh without the double chin!

Bill Cosby v1.0

Location: At a casino near you
Bio: Comedian, Dad, Campbell’s Soup Tester and Jello-eater
Web: http://www.billcosby.com
Category: Celebrity, Comedy, Thought Leader

#FF Hey, hey, hey! @BillCosby +1 is out of retirement! America’s favorite dad from the 80s, soup master and comedian is killing the crowds!

#commentario

I’d trade my dad in for Bill, any day. I’ll even throw in two goats to sweeten the deal!

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