Posts tagged “Artists”

April 28th, 2010
hannibal666

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 3

Under all that Churchill cliché, pseudo-Confucian quip, and psycho-babble, Twitter’s special variety of Eisenia fetida are making butter out of cow shit!



Shel Israel
v1.5

Location: Silicon Valley
Bio: Corporate Shill or Well-informed, Nice Guy- who’s to say
Web: http://globalneighbourhoods.net
Category: Geekdom, Social Media, Author

#FF SAP?! Is @shelisrael +1 all that’s bad, wrong and foo foo about Wall St, Hyde Park and the Valley? The jury is still out.

#commentario

Everybody and their mother knows SAP was a Grand Dame example of corporate mis-spending/mis-innovation in recent history.

All those billions would have been better spent on the employee bonuses for those who actually made their companies work despite (mis)Management.



Farting Duck
v1.0

Location: Canada
Bio: Graphic Design, Migrations
Web: http://www.fartingduck.com
Category: Loons, Design, Product

#FF Lots of hot air, squeaky has a small problem with flatulence. @FartingDuck +1 may be the real story behind the Carol Bartz’s run-away rubba duckie!





Mysto & Pizzi
v1.0

Location: YouTube
Bio: Remixes, Music
Web: http://www.mystoandpizzi.com
Category: Music

#FF Check out @mystoandpizzi +1 this dynamic duo producing + sharing amazing beats and remixes of Tiesto, Black Eyed Peas, Britney Spears, et al.





Chinese High Command
v1.4

Location: Beijing, China
Bio: Counter Intelligence Operation
Web: http://twitter.com/suspended
Category: Loons

#FF @brutwit +1 has been suspended. The army of Chinese tweet labor used to mention those who mentioned @brutwit with super spam-like frequency.

#commentario

We know they have several accounts, but we wouldn’t like them to give us any kind of General Tzo’s chicken kung fu lessons anytime soon. Feel free to spot them on your own.



Todd Volkmer
v1.0

Location: Akron, Ohio
Bio: Host of Arts Quest, Gallery Owner, Artist
Web: http://www.toddv.com
Category: Artists, Media, Product

#FF Where is Akron, Ohio? If anybody is going to put it on the map, it’ll be @toddvo +1 artist, arts and craft guy, and all around good guy




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