@hannibal666

Don’t be in it for the cash! Be in it for the sex, drugs and.. the rock star Winnebago!

Luke Skywalker aka ShitMyDarthSays v1.0

Location: In a Galaxy Far, Far Away
Bio: Unemployed
Web: http://www.starwars.com
Category: Geekdom, Loons, Comedy

#FF Luke wasn’t man enuf to move out. He couldn’t even get chicks. Unless you count his sister! @ShitMyDarthSays +1 might just have a chance.

#commentario

Your unpracticed Jedi mind tricks remind me of the Ewok antics of the Bureau Chiefs. Fess up!

Stephen Colbert v1.3

Location: Immigration Naturalization Services
Bio: Visa Application Processor
Web: http://www.colbertnation.com/home
Category: Media, Geekdom, Comedy, Celebrity

#FF @StephenColbert +1 is awesome! Colbert has his grandma’s secret recipe to awesome sauce. Jon Stewart would be nothing without him. Kinda.

George Lopez v1.5

Location: Beverly Hills, California
Bio: P/T Bag Boy at Wholefoods, Beverly Hills
http://www.lopeztonight.com
Category: Media, Celebrity, Comedy

#FF Don’t H8 @georgelopez +1 HUGE Latino comedian who’s inspired by his own personal shortcomings in bed. And as an unsuccessful Latino!

#commentario

Have a little patience, George. You’re going to make it big when you get to Bollywood. In the next life!

John Cleese v1.4

Location: Ministry of Silly Walks
Bio: Human Resources
Web: http://headcast.co.uk
Category: Comedy, Happy People, Celebrity

#FF NONE SHALL PASS! The Black Knight and @JohnCleese +1 are both metaphors for our own contemptible impotence to live.. without purpose.

#commentario

Monty Python is nothing without you, John. It’s like Rush Limbaugh without the double chin!

Bill Cosby v1.0

Location: At a casino near you
Bio: Comedian, Dad, Campbell’s Soup Tester and Jello-eater
Web: http://www.billcosby.com
Category: Celebrity, Comedy, Thought Leader

#FF Hey, hey, hey! @BillCosby +1 is out of retirement! America’s favorite dad from the 80s, soup master and comedian is killing the crowds!

#commentario

I’d trade my dad in for Bill, any day. I’ll even throw in two goats to sweeten the deal!

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