Sep 09

Adrian Klein: My Song About Adrienne Smith » "A Serial Killer" -


You know how it is when you tell your friends you met someone online and you’re going to have a coffee with that online friend?

“What if they are an axe murderer or serial killer?” Good friends always ask this question. You laugh it off and tell them that this someone is not an axe murderer…

May 29

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 86 

Fast Companies don’t know where they stand. Ubiquity is everything, right? If you are God! The jury is still out for those with a God complex.

Bariq Rifki

Location: Morocco, Djibouti
Bio: Moroccan Poet and rising Twitter star
Web: http://barryck.tanmanssi.com
Category: Social Media, Kiddo

#FF @BarryckR +1 is a young poet that aims to rule the world. As soon as he gets his Twitter Star at the Chinese
Mann Theatre in Hollywood! 


It’s not an impossible dream. And it doesn’t have to be a dream deferred. Bariq’s got a good start by getting himself on Thetop10blog.

That Twitter star in Hollywood would go a long, long way for all those hotties in Morocco! =P

Chris Dixon

Location: Brooklyn, New York
Bio: Co-founder of hunch.com
Web: http://cdixon.org
Category: Business, Start Ups, Geekdom

You can’t go wrong following @cdixon +1! The kung fu is strong! Tech. Start ups. Geekdom. Dixon knows the in and out of what’s up.


The most practical, clear and useful blog for entrepreneurs and angel investors. Says one blogger. Check it out for yourself. Don’t be lazy!

Susan Mazza

Location: Vero Beach, Florida
Bio: Corporate Leadership Coach
Web: http://www.randomactsofleadership.com
Category: Happy People, Business

@SusanMazza +1 is bringing leadership training, imagination and inspiration to Twitter, one-two-three tweets at a time. Follow the pearls.


Location: Bali, Indonesia
Bio: Praising the Lord and Passing the Ammo
Web: http://www.erinmilana.wordpress.com
Category: Happy People, Jesus Freak

Thetop10blog had her listed. So I checked it out. Nice but nothing special. Sorry @rM1L +1. WTF! Thetop10blog needs quality control!


I sang along with your Jesus freak song. I shouted Hallelujah! Now you can pray for me to get my 7 digit advance for the #Inimitable FF book. Pray very hard!

Chris Pirillo

Location: Seattle, Washington
Bio: Online Wanker and Troll
Web: http://chris.pirillo.com
Category: Social Media, Comedian

#FF Hilarious! Most of the time. Go to @chrispirillo +1, open a liter-size, cold can of your favorite beer, and let it all hang out. You deserve it!


There’s so few tweets that encourage you to let it all hang out. That’s why I gotta give this Pirillo guy some props. I like to think of him as a trusty, drinking buddy.

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The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 26

Women are more social than men. On Twitter. It took some genius three years to figure that no brainer out!

Ann Curry

Location: New York, New York
Bio: News Anchor for MSNBC
Web: http://anncurry.msnbc.com
Category: Media, Sexy

#FF @anncurry +1 is the envy of anchors, foreign correspondents. She gets juicy, humanitarian stories. The audience feels good about her.


But is she doing all the good she can do? Great journalists search themselves with questions like these. Hopefully, Ann Curry does too.

That was almost too deep a thought for even Jack Handey! Agree or disagree? =P

Mark Knoller

Location: Washington, DC
Bio: CBS News White House Correspondent
Web: http://cbsnews.com
Category: Media, Politics

Obama may be a prophet, but he’s not a comedian. @markknoller +1 should know better. Stop tweeting Obama’s attempts at humor.

Nicholas Kristof

Location: At a bar near his next assignment.
Bio: New York Times columnist. Two-time Pulitzer Prize winner
Web: http://www.nytimes.com/ontheground
Category: Media

@NickKristof +1 is all about human rights and the impact of globalization. Does he drive a Mercedes or Beemer? Or am I cynical? =P


Not enough characters in that FF for my likes. Shall we try again?

Does he drive a gas-guzzling, status car? Living in an expensive, luxury home? Because every dollar counts. Every dollar can save a life. Or improve a life.

Bill Gurley

Location: Menlo Park, California
Bio: Venture capitalist at Benchmark Capital
Web: Web: http://www.abovethecrowd.com
Category: Geekdom, Business, Start Ups

#FF Hollywood is under less duress than Silicon Valley wants to believe. Content is king because of the fees. @bgurley +1 is just saying.


A former design engineer at Compaq Computer and Wall Street wonk, Bill Gurley seems to have an informed opinion about high technology. He may be a devil too.

One of Satan’s own. He’s a true brother in the blasphemy!

Rich Barton

Location: Seattle, Washington
Bio: Misogynist. Co-founder and CEO of Zillow
Web: http://www.hopperanddropper.com
Category: Travel, Start Ups, Business

#FF CEOing a website seems so pre-bubble pop, but @Richard_Barton +1 is no slouch. He founded another little website known to us as Expedia.


The only thing that I don’t get is how Barton can be so forthright with his misogyny? OH!

Allow me to make it a little more obvious? Re: hopperanddropper.com Translation: Hop (fuck) her and drop (dump) her?

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May 28

The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 40

Walking on smooth Euclidian surfaces causes injuries somewhere deep inside your soul. /via @nntaleb

Aaron Lee

Location: Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia
Bio: Social Media Rock Star
Web: http://askaaronlee.com
Category: Geekdom, Social Media, Kidos

#FF 128k+ followers. He follows 132k+ people. This kid is awesome! He’s going to be a big, big star. Everybody loves @AskAaronLee +1. You should too!

Ahad Bokhari

Location: Karachi, Pakistan
Bio: C.T.O Fluid New Media
Web: http://blogspot.fluidnewmedia.com
Category: Media, Social Media, Design, IT People, Geekdom

Knows what’s up, what’s going on on the web - oblivious to the gun fire outside his window. He’s a product of Twitter! Follow @Tech_Blend +1

Aza Raskin

Location: San Francisco
Bio: Creative Lead for Firefox
Web: http://azarask.in
Category: Design, IT People, Geekdom

@azaaza +1 had nothing to do with Mozilla’s unsuccessful attempt to rip Meta Lab’s creative from a Jet Lab proposal that Mozilla had rejected.


Don’t blame Aza Raskin for the evil ways and doings of his Sith Masters at Mozilla! He’s just doing his little thing in a small cubicle. Looking for a little light at the end of the tunnel.

Brian Shumate

Location: Boone, North Carolina
Bio: Dispossessed by dystopian demons who has a geeky sense of irony
Web: http://www.brianshumate.com
Category: Geekdom, Art and Photography, Troll

A tough act to follow, @brianshumate is doing his best to continue his haphazard forays on Twitter sans dystopian demons and little voices.


Where did they go? Why did Brian’s dystopian demons dispossess him? Rumor is that the horde was fed up with his Gowalla fetish for check ins.

Calvin Lee

Location: Los Angeles, California
Bio: Founder of the one man show aka Mayhem Studios
Web: http://mayhemstudios.com/blog
Category: Social Media, Design, IT People

#FF @mayhemstudios +1 says he’s doing the web site, hence his daily City Hall check-ins. But we know better. He’s planning to blow it all up.


It’s hard to balance one’s commitment to anarchy and eating - especially when you love good food like Calvin. Make a website. Blow up the client’s place of business.

That’s the kind of ironic self-contradiction that Calvin Lee has to face in the mirror. Every day.

You keep on with your Cross, little buddy! Blessed are those who fight the chunk monkey that rides their back.

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The Inimitable #FF of @hannibal666 No. 67

It’s not the end of the world, but it is about time to circle the wagons.

BP Public Relations

Location: Spilling everywhere
Bio: The Best PR Team that money can buy
Web: http://www.bp.com
Category: Media, Comedy

#FF @BPBlobalPR +1 is spammy good fun. But now the Pickledicks will chase every ambulance or corporate fuck up for a shot at fame and glory.


@bpTerry sent me out to get more beer. And I was like I’ll have to grab a plane. He was like no problem. Cynthia Caroll put the nix on that.

That’s really frustrating. After all, if Board Member was doing her job in the first place, I guess we wouldn’t be having to count all the sick, sweet, squeaky Dolphins that are making shark snack.

OH #bpcares

Ariaa Jaeger

Location: Colorado Spring, Colorado
Bio: Spiritual Strategist, Executive Life Coach, Professional Intuitive
Web: http://ariaa.com
Category: Social Media, Psychic, Happy People

@AriaaJaeger +1 knows things. Before they happen. Sometimes. More importantly, she encourages people to live life fully, joyfully.


Ariaa says that BPs top kill is not just going to fail. It’s may just top kill the zooplankton.

@bpTerry hopes Ariaa’s pulling our leg, but just in case we start seeing sea life casualties in biblical proportions (the sea running red in color was just a metaphor for massive death of sea life), Imma preparing a written and notarized confession of my sins and shortcomings. Maybe, you should too.

Michael Bathurst

Location: Ontario, Canada
Bio: Starbucks Barista
Web: http://www.myspace.com/readenergyhealer
Category: Happy Person

Starbucks couldn’t pay someone to give this much love to the morning crowd. @michaelbathurst +1 is a one of a kind barista of joy.


If you can get past the spam-tastic love that Michael shovels with fanatic enthusiasm, you’ll catch a glimpse now and then. A glimpse of emptiness.

And that’s a pity.

You’re not alone, Michael.

You know @bpTerry was just busting your balls about how the spill is all your fault. But he did it on a dare from Big Bobby Sue. Anyway, everyone knows that you didn’t start the spill.

Come on back to the rig. We need all hands on deck!


Location: Vero Beach, Florida
Bio: Singer, Songwriter, and Musician
Web: http://marcome.com
Category: Music

Another Huffington favorite, @marcome's world music and new age spirituality heals, enchants and inspires. That's what we've been told.


Marcome even has a Twitter song. It’s.. eh. If you like Enya, you’ll like Marcome.

I liked Our Life’s Purpose. The video. Voice. Sound scape.

It’s the kind of song we could play at the dolphin funeral. What do you think, @bpTerry?


Location: Princeton, New Jersey
Bio: Being a teenage girl
Web: http://annasangle.wordpress.com
Category: Kiddo, Art and Photography

#FF This is not the Princess Diaries. Phwew! @aivzdog +1 is a fan of Marcome. And that’s why she’s here. Because I had to find one fan. 

Anna is a good girl. I’d like to encourage her to not think about dolphins - especially dead ones. Or dolphins that are sick to their stomach because it is full of oil.

One day Anna will grow up. She’ll find herself in a broken, dog eat dog world where clean water and bread will cost as much as wages for a day of professional work.

@bpTerry is real sorry about that.

@bpTerry offers some advice to you as you grow up in these exciting times:

  1. Learn how to aim, shoot and care for your gun. Preferably a shotgun and handgun. Join the NRA!
  2. Never point a gun at someone unless your intention is to kill an evil doer.
  3. Don’t hoard (aka stockpile). You can always ransack stores if the shit hits the fan.

And that’s all BP has to say to tomorrow’s future. Good luck to you, Anna.

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